Happy Columbus Day (For Real)

We only "observed" it on Monday. In honor of immigrants, I'll pass along --affectionately-- a joke at their expense, courtesy of my uncle.

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, congratulations, you have passed all the tests so far. There is one more test to take. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States Of America."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The Officer said, "Make a sentence using the words: yellow, pink and green".
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mr. Officer I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
"The telephone goes green, green, green and I pink it up, and say, yellow, this is Mujibar."
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at Verizon's help desk.