Ted & Tookie. And Madonna.

All authors of children's books. Good grief! Is there no author too poisonous for children? Christ asked rhetorically, "What father among you would hand his son a snake when he asks for a fish? Or hand him a scorpion if he asks for an egg?" Apparently the answer is American parents in quest of celebrity titles. Or rather, American publishers. . . .I didn't see the Tookie or Madonna books on best-seller lists. Besides, all the children's book you'll ever need until you hit chapter books is Munro Leaf's Ferdinand the Bull.
Curtsy to Local Liberty.