Think Instilling Christian Values Is Easy?

I was just minding my business. Well, technically, I was minding someone else's business, as I was changing a diaper. The following sounds emanated unbidden from the toddler on the changing table:

"Slow, deep, loud intake and exhalation of breaths."
"Do don't know da powah de dahk side."

Big "I'm -so-proud-of-myself" smile. Cute. Yet Chilling. Bodes ill for the family that the strongest will in the house is channelling Lord Vader, no? If this gets out, my public-speaking career will be ruined.