Cuckoo For Coca Puffs!

Poor Dave Stockman never lived catsup-as-a-vegetable down, but now Evo Morales' Foreign Minister has gone him one better, recommending coca leaves for breakfast in Bolivian schools.
Mr. Choquehuanca said that the coca leaf has more nutritional substance and gives extra energy. "Our children need calcium, and the coca leaf has more calcium than milk," he said. "Possibly, instead of giving milk in our school breakfasts, we need to give coca leaves to our children." He also told the Bolivian congress that coca has more phosphorous than fish.
Just what every parent wants: children who literally never go to sleep.