Only The Guilty Need Fear

Ninme's been tracking an effort in Britain to require car seats for kids up to eleven. This led the Telegraph to run these letters to the editor from 2016. I wish I could laugh, but it's too, too twue.
Sir - Further to your recent correspondence, I welcome proposals by the Government to place a CCTV camera in every household fridge. How else are we to stop the forward march of clinical obesity? The innocent have nothing to fear. Those existing on a balanced diet, including plenty of fresh fruit and vegetables, need not expect a visit from the health inspectorate.

Curtsy to Dappled Things.