If Only There Were A War Or Some Other Big Story To Cover

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'Cause then we reporters wouldn't have to just make stuff up.

Can anyone tell me by what bizarre logic this guy was suspended for saying something in a private email when much worse appears on screen and in print, masquerading as objective reporting, every single day?You know, I take it back. Albino monks are as likely to be true as anything the Many Screeching Monkeys report.