Saving Christendom With Every Bite (First Tomato Post of the Season)

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I'll have you know that I have delayed getting my tomato plants in the ground by an entire week so as to take advantage of the garden sale at the Franciscan Monastery downtown tomorrow --profits to benefit the Franciscan Custody of the Holy Land. (How's that for thoughtful consumption, you Crunchy Cons? I think you people who go organic without additionally supporting Christians in the Holy Land are ruining the Republican Party with your self-absorption and thoughtlessness.)
Rhymes With Orange cartoonist Hilary Price totally gets it.