Ever since that lady sued McDonald's after she spilled hot coffee on herself, disposable coffee cups must, for legal reasons, warn you that coffee is hot. My Aunt, recalling that I am the "maven of unnecessary cautions," comes through with another:
Warning no. 2 in the instruction booklet for my new cell phone: "Never place your cell phone in the microwave as it might cause the battery to explode."You just know any college student who reads that is going to be tempted.
