Christian Classics

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Happy Catholic put me onto Book-A-Minute Classics. I give you St. Augustine's Confessions, ultra-condensed by Annie Berke:
I was a bad boy. Damn, was I a bad boy. Not anymore, though.
You'll also enjoy Inferno and Taming of the Shrew.

Not a Christian classic is Catcher in the Rye, the summary of which expresses precisely what I got out of what has to be the world's most over-rated book:
Angst angst angst swear curse swear crazy crazy angst swear curse, society sucks, and I'm a stupid jerk.