Chavez-Zawahiri In '08!

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Zawahiri will announce his candidacy shortly. Among the presumed talking points (this book is supposedly finally coming out, so perhaps the upcoming appearance is the publicity tour):
Bush bad.
Evil Pope imposing his views on others.
US is Great Satan because it didn't sign Kyoto.
Global Warming'll getcha if ya don't. watch. out.

Speaking of the confluence of Democratic and Wahabist talking points, did you know The JEWS are responsible for the obesity epidimic? They got us addicted to sodas! An Iranian documentary reports:
Take, for example, the Pepsi drink. Do you know what Pepsi stands for? 'Pay Each Penny Save Israel.'
(That's nothin'. Secretly you're drinking Kyka-Cola, which you don't even wanna know how they make, but it has to do with Purim rites. And then there's Mountain Jew, and Pepperstein's mother is so happy he became a Dr.) Honestly, if John Kerry were to denounce Fruit Loops, they'd show up in an al-Qaeda video and oh, how I wish for this to happen.