Can't Resist A Musical

Mark Steyn enters the Sandy Berger Lies contest. Three songs, including The Sandy Pants:

Who can hose the archives
Shrug off all the flak
Get the kid-glove treatment
And then get his clearance back
The Sandy Pants (The Sandy Pants)
Oh, the Sandy Pants can (The Sandy Pants can)
The Sandy Pants can ‘cause he fixes it for Bill
And makes his boss look good (Makes his boss look good)

My personal favorite is I've Got You Under My Slacks, which you can read for yourselves.