Nothing could be further from the truthhe assured us. Fair enough. But then, when I say that his 1997 blockbuster Sex On A Boat was two hours of my life I'll never get back, and utterly worthless in every respect except for about 5 minutes of the break-apart of the Titanic (which I admit was cool), I'm sure he'll know I'm not trying to discredit him as a director. No, not at all.
As others are saying, it must be getting close to Easter; the blasphemers are out in force.
