Good Argument For Going Back To Bed & Hiding Under The Covers

They're replacing Christopher Robin with a girl. But that's not the worst part.
Curtsy: Instapundit

Update: Did you look at the picture in that link? You know, maybe adults would have more concern for nature and the environment if as kids they were permitted to interact with it. My kids haven't had an outdoor recess in months because heaven forbid the little darlings get cold for half an hour; or worse, throw snowballs. So they stay inside and watch movies, which, so the theory goes, are safe. Grrr.