They Paid Good Rocks For Those Eggs

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Gay Penguins Steal Eggs From Straight Couples says the story.
The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.
So it's not theft, it's a surrogacy program.

Read the rest of the story and it's hard to say who's more ridiculous: the birds or the people excited over them. For example, the zoo-keeper feels he has to defend the decision to isolate the egg-stealers from the other birds.
It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.