Fly Paper

The President swats flies. I know this because WaPo wrote it up for me and showed me the video.

He ties his shoes better than any President has ever tied his shoes before! He swallows a glass of water with such elegance, such élan! You know what he did this morning? Why, he walked into the room and sat down in a chair! Bush could never sit in a chair like that.

And, Mr. W. reminds me, he puts mustard on his hamburger! We are so blessed.