Natural Born Democrats

Shamelessly pinched from here, along with this text:
Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
She's got it all wrong, though. That's a Canadian woman awaiting her free treatment for hirsutism.

Curtsy to American Digest's sidelines.