Gollum Supports Health Care

Some anti-Obamacare protester punched a MoveOn guy in the face during a demonstration and had his finger bitten off in retaliation.

The finger was sewn back on at a local hospital for the cost of a co-pay, but had Obamacare been enacted, the man would have been given a condom, a referral for end-of-life counseling, and the instruction that there's a 6-month waiting list for digit replacement.