OutMasoning the Masons

ninme also found the interactive Dan Brown plot generator. Did you know that in his latest missive he takes on the Freemasons?

How brave of him.

I note that even Slate's selection of groups to attack in parody includes nothing remotely Jewish, Muslim, Black, Hispanic or Asian/Pacific Islander. (Apaches take it on the chin for Native Americans for some reason.)

I'm surprised they didn't include Tea-Partiers, though.