Wine Just Doesn't Excite Me

At least not like this.

Perhaps this is merely further to the VDH grump post below, but I was getting my hair cut mid-morning and the salon had the tv going.

Some show was on. You know the kind. It wasn't "The View," but it was Viewish. (As are some of my best friends.)

There was some guest wine expert. I could only hear her, as the screen was out of my line of sight, but truly, even for a wine person, this seemed excessive.

First she talked about a "sexy, voluptuous" wine. And then she talked about a "strapping young Portuguese."

Sometimes I just have no idea what anyone is talking about.