Voodoo Smackdown: Glover v. Robertson

Who is selling the worst voodoo? Pat "Word of Knowledge" Robertson, who seems not to have learned his lesson, post 9/11.

Or Danny Glover:

Vengeful God or Vengeful Mother Earth?

Or possibly...a shifting of a tectonic plate, the sad results of which are tragically exacerbated by corruption-induced poverty? There's human sin involved in the Haitian tragedy alright, but not where either of you folks is looking.