Jesus Was A Rocket Man

I was going to ignore this as it deserves, but co-religionists and even Mark Steyn (who at least gets a good one-liner in) are offended by Sir Elton John's latest pop-off. They are missing the true meaning of what he said.
I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.
And possibly sang about them while wearing outre costumes? Sir John is telling us he's Jesus.

For which the only proper response is: Yes, Dear.