Lament For The Sense Of Humor

Guy writes a funny piece about how soccer is ruining America. Clearly he doesn't really think so, since he's mostly kvetching about how much time he spends watching his kids' games; if he really thought liberty turned on crushing the game, he wouldn't be raising a new generation of players.

Does that stop loads of people writing earnest rebuttals, and even casting aspersions upon the man's parenting skills?

No, it does not.