People Who Make Me Nervous On Airplanes

In the spirit of Juan Williams, I confess to having to conquer my inner fears about sitting next to these people on airplanes. Rational and experience-induced fears.
  • the morbidly obese
  • the unshowered
  • infants with ear problems
  • practicing witches
  • chatty salesmen
  • newlyweds
  • Muslims who listen to NPR