Keeping The Private Schools Populated

My home state becomes the first to require "environmental literacy" in order to graduate high school. It's called the "No Child Left Inside Act" --as if the authors, those who voted for it, and the governor who signed it were not entirely serious about the matter.

Graduate from a public high school and Maryland and you are guaranteed to know that same-sex relationships are the same as marriage and only bigots like your parents think otherwise; how to put a condom on a banana or cucumber; and now, presumably, how to repeat environmentalist claims without thinking critically about them. You know: all the Liberal arts.