Is It November Yet? Pink Tyranny

Had to make a quick milk run, and decided to pick up pizzas for the kids tomorrow. Safeway Select self-rising pizzas were on sale for $2.99/ apiece. But they had those damned pink labels that are on every food you might care to eat for all of October ( I am not exaggerating, almost all my usual items, except in the produce aisle), so I bought the more expensive brand, because, as Eldest Weed says, "Abortion now included!" is not a big selling point for me.