You Can't Fool Mother Nature

You can hate on the Church for harshing your sexual mellow all you want. Mock us, deny we have any rights under the 1st amendment, close down our institutions, call us bigots.

Whatever makes you feel better, but it's not us you're mad at.

Celibate old men have nothing to do with  super-gonorrhea and super-syphilis, immune to any known anti-biotic (Hey! Just in time for Obamacare's attack on research and development, too!) Promiscuity created those lovely creatures.

And it's due to no one's rosary on anyone's ovary that Men Who Cheat On Their Wives Are More Likely To Die of Cardiac Arrest During Sex.

God is merciful. Nature? Not so much.