C'est La Guerre! Contre Mere & Pere!

My spy in New York looked across the Big Pond and discovered the French are set to ban the words "mother" and "father" from legal documents.

Remember the old days when Progressives invoked "Science" as justification for everything?  Well..."mother" and "father" are (without denying additional connotations) biological words. Do the French think we humans reproduce asexually?

To paraphrase Col. Nathan R. Jessep: "You can't handle the sex!"