The REAL War on Women

...the biggest problem might be the lack of pockets in the first place: women's slacks, dresses, and blazers often have no pockets, or worse, “fake” pockets that serve no utilitarian purpose besides sartorially leading the wearer on to believe they have a handy wardrobe aide, until it’s too late.
OMG, Yes! 25 years ago when I was working as a pro-life lobbyist I used to tell a colleague that if the feminists really wanted to advance the status of women they'd fight for some freaking pockets in our power suits. Fake pockets are the scourge of woman-kind.