Girl Weed, 16: "Six movies and Legolas finally ran out of arrows. It was enjoyable to watch, but has nothing to do with the Hobbit."
Middle Weed, 14: "I give it a B. It's alright as long as you keep in mind Peter Jackson doesn't care about The Hobbit."
Youngest Weed, 11: "It was o-kaaaaay. Not much of a plot."
Which is why Eldest Weed and his parents were delighted not to see this one.