My Dorks Watched Orcs

I was mercifully spared the obligation to see the final Hobbit installment, but three of the Weedlets went as part of a neighborhood gang hazing/admittance ritual, and here are their reviews. As usual, I asked them independently, to get an un-influenced view.

Girl Weed, 16: "Six movies and Legolas finally ran out of arrows. It was enjoyable to watch, but has nothing to do with the Hobbit."
Middle Weed, 14: "I give it a B. It's alright as long as you keep in mind Peter Jackson doesn't care about The Hobbit."
Youngest Weed, 11: "It was o-kaaaaay. Not much of a plot."

Which is why Eldest Weed and his parents were delighted not to see this one.