With Apologies to Frank Loesser
Intro...[NICELY]
What's happening all over?
I'll tell you what's happening all over
Guy sitting home by a television set
That used to be something of a rover
That's what's happening all over
Love is the thing that has licked 'em
And it looks like Harry's just another victim
I'll tell you what's happening all over
Guy sitting home by a television set
That used to be something of a rover
That's what's happening all over
Love is the thing that has licked 'em
And it looks like Harry's just another victim
Verses:
When you see a man
Disrespecting his clan,
Calling quits on the cushiest gig of all...
Call it nuts, call it scary, but say goodbye to “Prince” Harry
Cuz the guy’s only doin' it for some doll.
When you see a gent
Begging to pay the rent
Paying back all those taxes he used to haul
HRH isn’t smiling, but Meghan is so beguiling
And the guy’s only doin' it for some doll.
When you see a bloke
Who is suddenly woke
He'll renounce Buckingham palace for the mall
Call it weak, call it simpy, or you simply might call it wimpy
But the prince is only doin' it for some doll.
Bridge:
When you see a Hal who has been a good egghop off one leg
as only a Hal could do for a Meg...
Verses:
When you see a frail
Who can harpoon a Wale
Even if it took the girl a second try
Call her mean, call her callous, but the decision to leave the palace--
I bet she wan't doing it for her guy.
When the Duchess Megs
Cuts her prince at the legs
“Them or me” after hardly much at time at all
Call it dumb, call it clever,
Abdication’s forever!
And the guy’s only doin' it for some doll.
