He writes:
Hey, look everybody, it’s Jeff Foxworthy!
If your bank refuses to break a five without two forms of ID, birth certificate, SSN, and your mother’s maiden name, but will issue a gold card to the day laborer who lists 7-11 as a summer home, you may have an immigration problem.
If you get a 100-page voter’s guide, and only 3 of those pages are in a language you recognize... you may have an immigration problem.
If the Speaker of the House thinks out-of-state tuition in Arizona should apply to everyone from New Mexico, but nobody from actual Mexico... You may have an immigration problem.
Good set Jeff. You’re the king.
