Hanging My Head In Tomato Shame

Already I have been beaten at the first fruits race. And by someone in Idaho. He has fruit on the day I planted! And, since we all know the tomatoes don't lie, I'll have you note that last year I had to plant a week later than 2005, and this year two weeks later than that. Global warmening, bah. Although what business anyone in Idaho has growing a tomato in April I can't explain. Maybe it's not global warming, it's just coastal and hemispheric weather reversal. You know, God got bored and decided to re-arrange the living room slightly.