Everyone's got tips for going green. Here are mine.
- Cancel all dead-tree subscriptions. (Can't recall who suggested this.)
- Boycott tv or movies filmed on location (reduce Hollywood's carbon footprint).
- Boycott protests and demonstrations not within walking or biking range.
- Support small, independent, locally-grown activists. Down with Big Protest and the Sam's Clubization of dissent.
- Reasoned discussion (emits less CO2 than angry chanting).
- Less exercise (same reason).
- No more burning things in effigy.
- Compost your protest signs; use the wooden handles to stake tomatoes.
And while we're on the environment, did you know Yellowstone National Park is over the site of an active super volcano?
