Climate Change Spam

From Half-Empty, in the comments at ninme's place.

I AM A FORMER CHIEF OF THE GLOBAL WARMING MINISTRY OF NIGERIA. I AM IN POSESSION OF 120 MILLION EUROS WORTH OF CARBON OFFSETS. IF YOU ARE WILLING TO HELP ME GET THIS PROPERTY OUT OF THE COUNTRY, I WILL SPLIT THE PROCEEDS WITH YOU. IN ORDER TO FACILITATE THE TRANSFER OF THE OFFSETS, I WILL NEED TO OBTAIN FUNDS IN THE AMOUNT OF …