I'll Have The Stuffed Cabbage

Is that all?

No beef, fish, dairy, fruit or canned veggies, according to 7 Foods You Should Never Eat.

I can only think of Mel Brooks, reprising his role as the 2000-year-old man, in a sequel called the 2013-year-old man. Asked about the diet that contributed to his incredible longevity, Brooks rules out everything bit by bit -- it'll all kill you.
"But then, how do you survive?"

"Cool, fresh, mountain water....And a stuffed cabbage."
When Carl Reiner as interviewer protests that stuffed cabbage has all the ingredients he'd just rejected, Brooks says, "Who the hell cares, I love it!"