Cocoa & Teal? No.

This ad has been showing up on my web pages. What I clicked to deserve it I don't know. I can imagine my secretary -- a handsome, perky, petite, dark, Colombian-born woman who loves flashy colors-- wearing this ensemble (she'd probably crop the jacket). But not a man. I don't care how gay you are.

He's got a briefcase. What job could he possibly have?